Alpacas are Awesome

While doing research for an upcoming trip to Peru (more details on that later), I discovered that alpacas are awesome. Check out the photo of an unshorn alpaca, grazing and the description of alpaca sounds, both courtesy of the also-awesome Wikipedia. I will not attempt to do the latter justice in an excerpt here, but let’s just say that they purr, and they orgle. Usually not at the same time.

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One Response to “Alpacas are Awesome”

  1. Sarah (Ray's wife) says:

    Oh boy, that Wikipedia page told me WAAAAAAAAY more than I ever wanted to know about an alpaca sex life.

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The rise of the hamburger as a form of currency can be attributed to several aspects of Akkadian civilization.

Yes, the most delicious hamburger of all is not brown, but green. The green of money. Denominations of hamburger (and current value in USD:)

  • ¼-pounder ($3.79)
  • Cuneiform, or “Cuney” ($8.00)

Problems with the currency:

  1. Deflation due to hunger
  2. Fraud (soy fillers)
  3. Hamburgers not invented yet

As Dr. Tabi said:

Wallets became foetid and repulsive. This was quite the boon for the influential Guild of Wallet-Washers.

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