Posts Tagged ‘politics’

McCain a Panamanian Sleeper Agent?

John Noriega McCain is foreign-born! What if Panama considers him a citizen? His loyalties could be dangerously divided! How can we trust this man to not be a Panamanian sleeper agent? Look at him, proudly embracing the costume of his true homeland:

John McCain, in the costume of his native land

Maybe all of these zealots who are swayed by his fancy speeches and claims of patriotism are willing to elect this dangerous man to be our commander in chief, but I am not! Spread the word…

Delegates are Dele-great!

Some charts from the New York Times presenting data from the Democratic primary battle. I’m not sure what conclusions, if any, can be drawn from the first chart, which shows that out of the states which Bush won in 2004 that have held their primary contests already, Obama’s gained 96 delegates net over Clinton, while in Kerry states, Clinton netted 15 — too many other variables correlate with “red” vs. “blue” statehood.

The other two are informative1, though; they show that superdelegates not deciding this race is about as likely as Huckabee’s “miracle”, and that this race would be just as close if the primaries were winner-takes-all, either by state or by congressional district.


  1. Tufte would note that they’re extremely low-density, however.